I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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