I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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