I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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