nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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