There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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