im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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