Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I have so many feelings about this burrito
True strength comes from lack of pants
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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