I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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