I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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