If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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