if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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