she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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