Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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