ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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