he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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