...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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