We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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