I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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