We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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