CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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