I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize