I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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