I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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