if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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