Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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