it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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