You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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