We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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