That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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