We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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