At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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