once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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