so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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