There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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