So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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