if i can run in heels then i can drive
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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