She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I have tasted many bathrooms
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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