And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
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