PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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