i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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