Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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