Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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