HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
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