Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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