What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
you win again, gameday.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
