Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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