just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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