Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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