Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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