So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize