My brain says no but my pants say off.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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