I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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