I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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